butter hands 

unlike butter fingers in that the entire hand is covered in butter. a greater degree of butter fingers..

i cant believe he didnt catch that..he's sucha butter hands!

butter hands by birdback September 27, 2009

Are my hands butter? 

1. Said when someone continues to drop things.
2. Response to a stupid question.

1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"

Are my hands butter? by BENWEST12345 September 3, 2011

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

butter hand job by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Second hand peanut butter 

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

Second hand peanut butter by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

a better hand by von groovy July 4, 2019

Buttery Hand 

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

Buttery Hand by Jsagahw March 21, 2017