buttdicking

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.

“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”

buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021

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BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

BUTT DIALING by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009

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buttalingus

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind

Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.

buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

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Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.

Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)

Butt Dialing by CountryBoii December 4, 2010