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buttapple 

A stupid small skinny kid who laughs when you hurt him.
Wow look at Jason. What a buttapple!
buttapple by buttmunch12 October 19, 2011
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buttapple 

a fat kid that talks trash and laughs when you beat the crap out of him (i created this word in first grade)
Jonathan, you are such a stupid annoying buttapple.
buttapple by Buca October 15, 2006

Buttalert 

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.
While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.
Buttalert by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

Buttnipple 

The name for a pimple on a person's butt. Making that person's butt look like a breast. Usually in the middle of the cheek. Impossible to talk about and impossible to sit on.
*John's thoughts sitting down at a restaurant during an important date*

Oh god. That is very uncomfortable. Ah. Don't make a weird face she is hot. Okay lets just hope we don't go back to her apartment. I can only imagine her face once she sees my buttnipple.
Buttnipple by thebrick916 August 18, 2013

buttnipples 

When your two butt cheeks have nipples on them.
Man, when i was doing Sara I saw she had huge buttnipples.
buttnipples by HeaftyTony April 14, 2010

butterplex 

FUCKIN AWESOME! Something excellent. As smooth as a supermodels bottom.
Dude: did you check out that new skatepark?

Bro: Yaya butterplex!
butterplex by Poopypotomus September 1, 2017

buttnapper 

A buttnapper is one who rest his/her head on another person's butt, intentionally or otherwise.
"Chris, did you just lay your head back onto Jon's butt?"
"Noo..."
"You buttnapper!"
buttnapper by tamagon400 May 19, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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