butt-ham 

the nasty ass sweaty feeling you get after running a long time, and you yourself become mistunderstood thinking that the sweat, is actually you shitting your pants, just not realizing it, but, its actually sweat

Phil: wow, that 35 mile run was a workout
Pete: ya man, i think i shit myself
Phil; nah man, you prolly got butt-ham
Pete: im not sure, it sure feels greasy, lemme check..yup, butt-ham
Phil: ya dude, go away, FREAK

butt-ham by Dr. Phillip Shlotkin October 16, 2005

Ham Butt 

That means your booty is looking PHat! That booty goes ham yeah know.

-Look at this picture i took yesterday!

-Oh Man you got a Ham Butt!!

-You right man Thanks. :)

Ham Butt by freakydeekybotty April 18, 2022

Butt Hammered 

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

Butt Hammered by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

butt hammer by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

butt hammers 

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

butt hammers by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

Butthammed 

Drunk beyond belief. Butt Fucked Up.

Chris: Dude I woke up naked, backwards on the toilet this morning
Dave: You were Butthammed last night

Butthammed by OGMet March 13, 2010

butthamper 

The hamper whither the jellyfinger did rest.

'david jellyfingered my butthamper twice. I loved it'

butthamper by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006