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Butt Bongos

When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
Butt Bongos by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005

butt bonging 

The act of having marijuana smoke blown into one's anal cavity, preferably by a good looking member of the opposite sex, to achieve a potent buzz.
Guy 1: That chick is fine but she is a real shit breather.

Guy 2: That's because she likes butt bonging, she had her tongue in my ass last week!
butt bonging by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011

Bongo Butt 

When all participating try to create the loudest slap of the butt cheeks.
Jamie: Hey woody, want a Bongo Butt
Woody: of course Jamie!
Bongo Butt by TheDirtyFenus January 16, 2017

bongo butt 

is a male bottom that is deliciously round and irresistible to touch. Often used for slapping in public and for playing it like a sexy bongo. May or may not be hairy, but it's always plump.
mmm I can't help it, I want to slap that bongo butt of his.
bongo butt by kittii November 10, 2013

Bongolian Butt-noid 

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.
My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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