Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.

Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.

Rumple Butt Skin by f-deer February 6, 2010

rumple butt 

Someone who is being a stubborn or unreasonable. Another word for butthead.

Yo, Jarrett was a rumple butt yestday. He shit all over the living room.

rumple butt by modotcom April 21, 2018

butt rumble 

a weird sensation in your buttocks where it feels like your stomachs rumbling but it is actually your butt.

person 1: hmmm, luce? i've got a bad case of the butt rumbles.
person 2: ahhh, that sucks...

butt rumble by doodbanks November 27, 2013

Butt rumble 

A unexpected flatulence that typically causes a massive rumble between ones buttocks while trying to hide it from his or her partner.

When I butt rumble in my sleep, my wife wakes up and beats me.

Butt rumble by DIblasi9984 February 9, 2024

Buttrumpet 

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

Magical buttrumpet 

A person or person's arse with the ability to fart loudly or buttrumpet at will as if by magic. A finely honed skill of sucking air into the arse to trumpet out.

'Woah, Barry's got a magical buttrumpet!'
'Yea it's incredible'

Magical buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008