butt pisser 

A term used to describe a person that likes to use the phrase "I'd so pee in her butt" as a way of saying that a woman is attractive.

VO: "Wanna play some video games?"
Howitzer8: "Nah I'm watching TV. Dude I'd so piss in her butt!"
VO: "DUDE, you're a freakin butt pisser!"

butt pisser by V0 January 23, 2011

butt pisser 

The act of pissing in someone's butt, usually done by a man due to the females' inability to aim properly, or

Someone who is a douche

J: You wanna go hang out with Will?
T: Na man, he's a butt pisser.
J: Yea, I forgot about that. He's probably with that queer dude.

butt pisser by BALLA-T November 4, 2008

butt-shit-pissed 

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

butt-shit-pissed by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

ButtKisser 

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

ButtKisser by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004