Brown butt paint 

When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.

While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!

Brown butt paint by Little Friggo capiche March 22, 2010

butt pain 

When the posterior of a organism goes through great uncomfortableness

I had a lot of butt pain on the toilet.

butt pain by Preekam April 17, 2014

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope 

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

pain in the butt 

Having pain in your ass.

I got pain in the butt.

pain in the butt by James wagon April 15, 2016

Princess pain in the butt 

Nice way to say you are a pain in the butt/ass.

Teen says" I am such a princess . You say "Why yes, yes you are a princess,a princess pain in the butt!

Princess pain in the butt by M. Boyle April 24, 2007