butt biscuit

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

butt biscuit

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes

Mom whats this shit in the fridge?

by bob May 9, 2003

Butt Biscuit

1.a person who is a pain in the ass.
2.a person that is a biscuit in your butt

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU BUTT BISCUIT!!!!!!!!

by indian guy February 2, 2009

Butt Biscuit

A crap.

"I just made a butt biscuit."

by -Mikey Griffiths, King Of Wales- February 12, 2003

bubble butt biscuit

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting

He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.

by JFox December 7, 2015

Butter Butt Biscuits

Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.

Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!

by Heather Banks June 12, 2008

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008