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butt beans 

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.
Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"
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butt bean 

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.
Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.
butt bean by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019

Mexican Bean Butt 

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.
I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?
Mexican Bean Butt by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Bean butt 

Bean butt by Beanbuttscousin December 31, 2018
n., large beads made of plastic or ceramic that are inserted in the anus and pulled out for sexual stimulation
Joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings!
buttbeads by Danny C. December 5, 2002

buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......
The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......
buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttbean 

Oi, buttbean what you doin?
buttbean by citokys July 13, 2019
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