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Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned pasty.
Holy crap, will be late today as I've been bestowed a butt pasty. Might need a plumber.
by DaveTheSeventh January 25, 2014

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