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Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.
by ktrane June 18, 2004
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