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Butcher's Apron 

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!
Butcher's Apron by Sir Reist December 12, 2010

Butcher's Apron 

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.
Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.
Butcher's Apron by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

butchers apron 

you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron
butchers apron by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010