Slapping

thrusting your pelvis in a forward motion slapping your wang-doodler against your belly button.

Person 1: Bro have you checked out the new slap magazine?
Person 2: Yeah dude Bill got Slapper of the Year.
Person 1: I heard he's been slapping since 88'.

by slappy slappington January 11, 2012

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Sarah told her girlfriends she had finally met "the one". He was rich and handsome but best of all he had a SLAP.

by Dick Talens May 23, 2014

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1. An individual underqualified or incompetent in performing a task, especially with regard to engineering.

2. One who fraudlently professes knowledge of a subject despite a total lack of understanding.

3. Inexperienced with or incapable of social interaction.

1. Given even the simplest task - drilling a hole in a plate of aluminum - the slap managed to ruin both the drill bit and the plate.

2. Didn't you overhear him the other day? That slap was telling the new students that it's impossible for steel to fatigue, even though the sample had a textbook fatigue failure. Didn't that guy fail Material Science?

3. The slap's attempts to communicate with his neighbors were awkward and ineffective.

by Go! July 26, 2006

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