it can be done in many forms
sex is something im gonna do when im married
but reading it is interesting and funny
by jen127 June 30, 2009
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I was swinging round the pole, feeling the eyes of all the men in the club on me, and I smirked, feeling horny as fuck. i got slightly bored of just entertaining from afar, so i swung down from the pole, and sauntered across the floor, trailing fingers into the crotches of the guys i passed, and feeling them harden in my fin gers. then i saw him - tall dark and hansome. he sat down at a table and i caught his eye. he smiled at me sexily and i walked up to him, pushing my thick blonde hair away from my face and narrowing my smoky blue eyes. i reached him and sat down on his lap, wrapping my legs around his waist. he cupped my breast, kissing it and pushing his fingers down behind the fabric of the bra. i wrapped my hands around his head, whispering things thhat made him hard. i started to grind against him, only clothes between us. id never been this attracted to a customer, he tucked a five dollar bill in my panties but i placed it back in his pocket. "for u its free" said. then i pushed my hand in his pants and fondled his cock. i was soaked and aching for him.
soaked and aching for him. "count to ten and follow" i whispered sexily, giving his dick one last squeeze and leaving the club, fingering myself. he followed and i wasted no time in shoving his dick inside me. we went hard and fast, in out in out in - in - in ORGASM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCKing HELL breasts flapping up and down....
i breathed heavily as he squirted inside me, french kissing him, squeezing his ass and then i had another orgasm as he hit my g - spot. i collapsed into his arms and he kissed me long and hard, still inside me. then it happened again.
by HoHoHoGreenGiant August 22, 2011
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@person who said your a moron if you look up sex here:

If you are going to be a smart ass, be smart first. Then you will just be an ass if you don't.
I did the middle finger right now because you gave a shit to calling people morons.

Rude. They can look up sex if you want.
by Cat_Cat April 17, 2016
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What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 3, 2005
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Well, sex is basically one of the greatest, most wonderful sensations known to human kind.
It not only makes babies, but it also makes you healthier ! Careful, though, kid. You could get STDs. :
McKenzi & Jacob hadn't been going out for long.

One night, after Jacob had invited her to a movie, Jacob told her he had to pick something up from his house before he dropped her off.
"You wanna come inside?" he asked her.
Of course she didnt refuse; Jacob was the hottest guy at her school & she'd been dying to get a little action.
Jacob's thoughts were the same.
He walked through the door (his parents were out of town) and went to his bedroom.
With McKenzi close on his heels, he stopped
& looked her straight in the eye.
It became silent, but not in an awkward way. It was more in a "ohh my god, i want to get to know yer body way"
Jacob didnt waste a moment.
He rushed his urgent lips to hers; their soft lips embraced one another as they tangled their arms in eachother's hair and stumbled to the bed.
Jacob was a VERY good kisser, no doubt.
McKenzi was caught the moment, wanting more of him every second.
Before she knew it, his hands were under her shirt, massaging her boobs gently, over the bra, yet she could tell he wanted the real thing.
She helped him out there.
Lifting her shirt over her head, Jacob watched in awe as her 34C bra came undone.
The continued kissing, Jacob was squeezing her tits and tracing his tongue over her lips, her jaw, her neck, collarbone...
he finally got to her nipples and she gasped. She ripped off his shirt & their bare skin was rubbing & before they knew it, their pants were off.
Jacob & McKenzi didnt rush to their genitals at first. They wanted to prolong the moment.
But before they could stop it, Jacobs long, thick boner rubbed against her shaved, pink pussy.
They didnt stop for oral. (blowjob or eating out) Jacob just wanted to get his erected dick into her wet vag.
With McKenzi on the bottom, awaiting Jacob's powerful thrusts, their eyes met & they knew this was going to be the most amazing night of their lives.
When Jacob's hard dick penetrated into her pussy, McKenzi just about exploded. It felt so good. She wanted more... she needed it.
Jacob was soo good. He started out slowly, but began thrusting quicker, harder, deeper as McKenzi's moans became louder.
"Jacob... ohhh Jake. Mmmm, please, oh GOD. youre amazing, oh godd ahhh..."
He brought one hand down from her huge boobs & played with her clit. McKenzi was gasping for air.
"OHH JAKE, mmm. YES! eh! ohh mm."
Soon she was fuckin screaming his name.
"JAKE OHH BABY YES. MMM. UHH, JAKE!"
Her orgasms drove him insane.
He cummed inside her; shelay gasping & moaning as his dick expanded even more into her pussy.
They stopped for a moment, appreciating how wonderful it was.
Then McKenzi got on top. Jacob wasnt prepared for the full effect of her humping him. She was amazing too, finding everry curve or him & engulfing his dick with her pussy.
He was muttering her name in rhythm.
"mckenzi, baby, ohh. mm, yesyesyesyes !"
They rode eachother almost all night long,
enjoying every second of it. There wasnt a single part of their skin that hadnt been touched by eachother. It was the best night of their lives.
The next day, they woke up together after sleeping in the spoon position. McKenzi could hardly speak from screaming & moaning so much the night before. She could hardly walk, too, but the sex was completely worth it. :D

^Holy fuck man. Im soo wet right now, its driving me mad. Anyone wanna fuckk ? ;
by OhhBabe ! December 25, 2008
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sex is when a two people insert themselves into each other like USBs
As we walk down the quiet streets in our neighbourhood, Jacob distracts me, nibbling my ear, kissing my neck, pulling me close to him, all that cutesy stuff. And I hate to admit it, but I like it.

As we near the front doorsteps of my house, Jacob stops me, and pulls me to face him. His dark eyes look deep into my light ones, pools of brown staring into lakes of green. He looks down his perfect nose, adjusting his face so it’s looking directly at mine.

He literally can’t get any closer. He picks up my hands, and holds them steady. From under his jacket sleeve, he produces a silver chain with an oval-shaped locket hooked on it.

He nods at it. “Open it.”
I open the locket. Inside is a black and white polaroid of me, smiling, ice-cream smeared all over my face. That picture was from before we started dating, taken almost three years ago. Before everything with Emilia. I can see the faint etching of pen ink on the image, so I turn the polaroid over. On the back of my picture, there’s one word, written in Jacob’s scrawly handwriting: Prom?
I look back up at him, and I cannot contain my excitement. I throw my arms around his neck, and place my lips on his.
Jakey, of course! A million times yes!”
His face lights up, and he takes me by my other hand and pulls me into my house.
He drags me up the stairs and into my room. He sits on the bed and I sit on top of him. He kisses my neck, lips making a trail from my temple down to my collarbone.

I throw my head back and moan, lips parted. The danger of sex with Jacob excites me, and he knows it.

I rub my hips on his, and run my hands up and down his body, under his shirt, taking in the way every muscle on his body feels, kissing his face, tracing his jaw with my tongue.
We lock eyes, his hand down my tracksuits, mine unzipping his jeans. I slip off my tank top, and he takes off his shirt. His body is even more toned than before, and I can't help running my hands over his bare chest, kissing his biceps, licking his pecs.

He takes his hand out from my pants and unhooks my bra, letting it fall free onto the ground, my breasts there for him to play with. He kisses them, sucking on my nipple piercings, biting them, licking them.

He takes my pants off, and I take off his. He’s not wearing boxers. His boner is huge, his 9 inch hard as hell, so I slip off my lace panties. My pussy wet, his dick hard, nothing mattering. So we do it.

He slowly pushes his dick into my pussy, rubbing my tits, me kissing his neck. I rub my clitoris, and he hits my g-spot and I moan louder than I ever have before. We both hit our orgasm at the same time, and slowly we turn it down a little, until we’re both curled up naked in my bed together. Moaning softly, fingering each other, sneaking kisses, until we slowly fall asleep.
by Aizawa January 24, 2020
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Let's just read it..😏
Ashlee was the most popular girl in school and she was at a bar but
Little did she know the nerd Charles was there too

"Hey sexy, Wanna have sex" Asked Ashlee in a Naughty tone

As soon as Ashlee and Charles had a realization it was 'popular' Ashlee and 'Nerdy' Charles they didn't care but started kissing passionately. As they stumbled to Charles's Car.

At Charles house. Stumbling still kissing Ashlee took off Charles boxers and deep throughouted him And That made Charles cum in Ashlee's mouth. This time Charles is in control and he took off Ashlee's dripping thong with his teeth and proceeded to eat her out. ,"FUCK ME HARDER MOTHERFUCKER!!" Screamed Ashlee so loud people on 18th floor could hear her.

After that day Charles and Ashlee started having sex twice a week now and ended up having 3 kids who decide to do something very Naughty. PART TWO TODAY
by Yayayayayawaawawa January 30, 2022
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