Bushwank 

When one is alone fishing, camping, or any other outdoor activity, and feels the need to rub one out. Also known as Solitary Arousal Syndrome.

Tom was out fishing with his one man tent and portable shower when he was suddenly taken over by the urge to have a bushwank by the camp fire.

Bushwank by TheKnowAll October 16, 2007

bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

bushwanker by mérovée January 19, 2008

bumwank 

a word that is used to describe someone acting like a total tosser and usually someone who enjoys putting strange objects up their anus. Some people are classed as bumwanks if they pluck their nipple hairs and bite their toenails.

“oh my god stephanie you are such a bumwank for putting a lampshade up your bum hole again.”

bumwank by mishafarger May 9, 2020

budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

budwanker by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

bumwank 

When you put your dick between a girls butt cheeks and she wanks your cock using her butt.

That slut jessica gave me a bumwank last night it was good

bumwank by Jack_Bauer January 21, 2006

buswanker

someone who always catches the bus instead of using other ways of transportation.

OMG, that old lady is such a buswanker.

buswanker by M- Rabbit :P April 28, 2009

Shitting Bumwank 

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.

Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?

Shitting Bumwank by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010