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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW 

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!
No example needed.
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Bustle Punching 

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.
George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.
Bustle Punching by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

Hustle and bustle 

"There was a hustle and a bustle in the shopping mall, as loads of people walked by."

"I can't stand the hustle and bustle of big cities."
Hustle and bustle by LiterateBof November 7, 2013
The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks
The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.
burtles by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS 

(of a woman, of course): having an ample, yet mesmerizing pair of breasticles and a booty that is so round, tight, and curvaceous that you would crawl three miles over broken glass to use the bitch's shit as toothpaste.
Beeyonce is, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
one of the most bustluscious and bootylicious divas of our time. J-Lo?
Grow a pair of tits, wench!
BUSTLUSCIOUS & BOOTYLICIOUS by weave September 24, 2003

adreanna bustle

A beautiful girl who doesn't acknowledge the long haired dude who likes her and she doesnt even know how much he truly does.
Adreanna Bustles smile dims the sun!
adreanna bustle by AdreannafanClub October 13, 2015

More Muscle for the Bustle 

The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!

Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.

Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.