the blueberry bush fucker 

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

the blueberry bush fucker by Snevdnun March 31, 2022

Buschuckery

1. The practice of constantly throwing co-workers under the bus (exposing them, making them look bad, etc.) with the goal of either making themself look better or for personal amusement.

2. The process of Chuck Norris symbotically merging with a bus.

1. "Watch out for Gavin man, he practically founded a school on buschuckery. Good luck getting any of the comission on that now."

2. "I'm losing control of it.... Oh no, it's Chuck Norris, and he's doing buschuckery again, hold on everybody!"

Buschuckery by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 8, 2010

bushfucker

A uncultured fuck that hides in a bush in fortnite

I was gonna get killed but then I got merked by a bushfucker

bushfucker by Hiohv May 14, 2018

Fucked in a bush

When a person looks messing and musty you tell them “you looked like you were fucked in bush” to let them know how nasty they look.

Ur friend: *walks up with mascara smudge, hair frizzy and out of place*
You: “you liked like you got fucked in a bush”

Fucked in a bush by anonymous November 18, 2022