burrito slap 

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

burrito slap by Schmidtdog September 7, 2007

burrito slapped 

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

burrito slapped by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Burrito Slapped 

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.

Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!

Burrito Slapped by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016