Burrito Dick

Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.

Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.

by curvedsquad February 6, 2018

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 8, 2023

burrito dick

a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.

Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.

by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

Dick Burrito

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus

I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 4, 2011

Dollar Dick Burrito

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!

Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!

by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015

New Delhi Dick Burrito

A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.

Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.

by matthewhernandez1999 May 17, 2015

Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 30, 2021