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1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball
Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.
by J.Z. June 23, 2005
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