The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider
When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.
A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.
Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.
|3.||we are one tonight|
A song by the band Switchfoot. The song was inspired by Jon Foreman's childhood attendance of punk rock shows that featured his friends' bands which Jon always felt that he was not cool enough to be in. Jon's brother Tim Foreman, the Bassist of Switchfoot, helped write the song and it was produced by John Fields.more...
There are two official music videos for "We Are One Tonight." One features Switchfoot playing a live show, and edited into the video are many Switchfoot fans generally holding signs that say "We Are One". The second video, which is much more commonly seen, Features Switchfoot in a studio playing We Are One, and the video features very clever editing that displays men, women, and children performing similar gestures, tasks, or motions, that when edited together seem seamless. All five members of Switchfoot appear in the video in character. Jon, Chad Butler (Drums), and Drew Shirley (Guitar) appear in a scene together in which Jon appears as a man with a very humorous "poofy" hairstyle,...
|4.||Burning Man Festival|
An festival born from the society of pranksters and lighthearted industrial magicians known as the Cacophony Society (you may already be a member).more...
Existing peacefully and chaotically in the Black Rock Desert from 1990 - 1996, in 1997 Burning Man was hijacked by antisocial rouge elements. These rogue elements incorporated the event and formed an LLC. Each year since, Burning Man has lost more and more of its spontaneity and inspirational elements to the tightening grip of the corporation (the Borg), and has now become (in 2010) the antithesis of its origins.
The Cacophony Society (lacking organization by definition) could do little more than scratch their heads or comically protest at the take-over of the event by the Borg. The Borg, being an annoyingly strong hierarchical structure with quasi military overtones, undertones and middletones, cut off the lantern-shaped head of the Man and ripped out his heart. But in primitive societies this destruction called, progress - which the Borg uses as a rationale for their continued reign.
Burning Man, for all intents and purposes, covenants and conditions, restrictions and notifications - DIED in 2008 when Paul Addis was sentenced to prison for burning down the Man several days earlier than planned. This Cacaphony-style prank had the option of either breathing new life into the event, or killing it off forever. And as the Borg chose to press for strict sentencing against Mr. Addis; BMRIP.
The best possible feeling. Ever.
Derived from the ancient greek orgasmos, from the sanskrit urj (sudden powerful feeling). In women, it is the relaxing of the lower third of the vagina and the sudden onset of immensly powerful burning and tingling sensation. Her clitoris releases cum so the penis will move through her vagina easier.
In men, orgasms can happen without the release of semen. However, the release of semen marks an orgasm for a man.
WAYS TO ACHIEVE ORGASM:
1. On a woman: 1. rub her clitoris, preferably in a circular motion. not up and down too much. that hurts. HARDER IS NOT BETTER.
2. Eat out (first definition of this term is perfect)
3. Sex. HARDER IS NOT BETTER.
*Women tend to moan, gasp, and/or scream during an orgasm.
1. Blowjob. Harder can be good, though it is best to alternate speeds and deepthroat -it
2. Sex. (Harder is usually better)
*Men tend to be more silent than women during an orgasm, with an occasional muttering. (selfish fuckers)
It was a night like none other at Derek's house; he had invited a hott chick he'd met at work that day to spend some time in his hot tub ... before he knew it, they were in his hot tub, bubbles foaming all around them, her bikini bottoms off and his penis in her vagina. Bucking her up and down, he knew she was about to orgasm as her gasping became sharper, her moaning higher pitched. Suddenly she screamed, and his erection swelled harder than ever. Her orgasm peaked his, and he ejaculated into her, muttering "uhhh...yes..."
She cooked him breakfast the next morning. Selfish fucker.
An additive mixed or added to a (usually illegal) substance to dilute it.more...
This practice is commonly used by less-than-trustworthy suppliers in order to boost revenues.
Cuts used in powdered, crushed, sharded, or 'rock' substances can include: sugar, flour & salt. There are many more, but these are the common ones. The afore mentioned cuts are sometimes added in the making of the substance, but can also be added post-production. A common process for the shifty crystal meth dealer is to measure out a small amount less than you're buying and add a couple of drops of olive or vegetable oil to your baggy to make up the remainder of the weight.
In cut substances that one smokes, the best reccomendation is to melt the substance pre-smoking, and continue to apply heat in 8-10 second increments until the cut has burned off. You will know the cut has burned off because, when the heat is removed, the substance will re-form quickly. (Cut substances generally remain liquidy/runny much longer than the true substance should) In burning off the cut, be cautious not to burn the substance. If the substance is cut with sugar, it is more likely to burn easily, so be wary. Oil cuts can make the substance pop or crackle when exposed to heat.
hot and humid temperature outside. to be hot. one who is hott.
Yo, it's way to spicy to play so football. Man, I am spicy as hell, we need to go cool off. Do you see that spicy ass chick over there?