Burnett's

A type of cheap vodka usually found in most college dorm rooms.

I got two handles of Burnett's for 20 bucks!

Burnett's by McFool April 28, 2010

Burnett’s vodka 

Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!

It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka

Burnett’s vodka by Bigdickjg July 9, 2019

Burnett's Brain 

When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.

Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.

Burnett's Brain by luckydog819 October 19, 2016

burnett's

Probably the best flavored vodka out there considering how it's like $6.50 for a 750 ml bottle. It might not be as good as smirnoff's flavored vodka, but since it's still decent vodka and it's so much cheaper, you should atleast try it once. My favorite flavor is mango. don't get Burnett's unflavored vodka though. It tastes like shit.

This weekend I'm getting some Burnett's mango for $6.50, and it'll be enough to fuck up me and two other friends.

burnett's by somerandomkid420 May 18, 2008

brunette's revenge 

The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.

Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.

brunette's revenge by Bob Az July 28, 2011

Burnett's

a shitty ass vodka that smells like rubbing alcohol

when my friends started drinking, i smelled the Burnett's and i thought that i was smelling rubbing alcohol

Burnett's by sexybeast425 April 12, 2009

brunette bella's pumpkin patch 

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010