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Plaxico Burress 

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.
It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.
Plaxico Burress by can't think of one December 23, 2008
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Hannibal Burress 

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.
You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!
Hannibal Burress by Burning Urine December 22, 2013

Having A Burgess 

Having a wank on some one else's bed!
Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed
Having A Burgess by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011
When bugs create a new event in a video game, which is not predictable.
Max: When I was playing Police Simulator 2, I ran into a weird bugness
Bugness by inshallomander March 28, 2021
pay-as-you-go cell phones; a disposable phone.
Yo, I got a new burner when I went to the sto' to get some Nehi grape.
burners by StringerBell October 19, 2004
super smart highly intellegent word to describe people that are superior to other non-burgesses
That person is destined to go to college and go far in life. Shes a burgess.
Burgess by mommamia605 September 6, 2016