Daisy Berkowitz 

Real name: Scott Putesky. Marilyn Manson's original green-haired guitarist and the co-founder of the band. In typical rock 'n roll fashion, he and Mr. Manson (then Brian Warner) met at a party way back when they were still a pair of skinny geeks, founded a band together, got pissed at each other for a variety of reasons right before said band got really big and now take pleasure filing lawsuits and vilifying each other in print. Fun!

Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the former Daisy Berkowitz in 2004 for releasing old Spooky Kids demos.

Daisy Berkowitz by heartless cynic January 19, 2006

Berkowitz

A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.

I Married a Berkowitz

Berkowitz by Niqqawithaq August 3, 2011

Burwitzing 

(1) The act of flexing one's figurative muscles for the purpose of intimidating others. (2) Exerting power and intimidation tactics over one's peers with little to no provocation. (3) Acting three times one's age.

"You had better quit playing your music so loud, or Ty-Ty is sure to start burwitzing!"

"If you don't stop complaining, I'll take a break from reviewing SAPs and start burwitzing!"

Burwitzing by PrincessCamCam February 23, 2014

Burkonitis 

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt

Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.

Burkonitis by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010

Berkowitz

Jerking off while looking in the mirror.

Tommy likes to give himself a berkowitz before he goes out.

Berkowitz by elborrito April 4, 2011

berkovitz 

(verb): definitions

1) To critically analyze and judge with logic and indifference.
2) To adamantly support the induction of a bitch'en party.
3) To accidentally, though nonchalantly, order the most expensive version of a purchase.
4) To secure and protect.

----------Examples----------

1: He really berkovitzed that important global issue.

2: Luckily, Todd remembered to berkovitz the reunion.

3: He totally berkovitzed the menu last night.

4: Did you remember to berkovitz your computer?

berkovitz by heuricane March 23, 2011

Berkowitz

A short little faggot

That kid is such a berkowitz

Berkowitz by Dick dixk September 8, 2021