Snatch Burglar

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms

---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 18, 2009

butt burglar

1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".

2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.

1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"

2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"

by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006

Dirt Burglars

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.

We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.

by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

Man burglar

a woman who takes pleasure and enjoyment or just happens to be able to "steal" men for their girlfriends or wives, the opposite of a woman burglar.

look at that woman over there eying our husbands she is such a man burglar

by hellhound9210 July 16, 2009

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 17, 2017

Dirty Burglar

When a man breaks into another man's house while he's sleeping and aggressively sucks the sleeping man's dick and then runs away.

Clint pulled the Dirty Burglar on his neighbor last night.

by Samanthaleer February 1, 2019

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006