A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.
"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon
by Jeremy December 8, 2004
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Instead of a beef patty, its a turd
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
by DJ Gunn April 1, 2006
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Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.
"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."
by tjd92295 November 24, 2013
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Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
by Its_Kyle July 29, 2017
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