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The dilemma of whether to shit before or after your shower.
Alexander had a dreadful case of burboon that evening. He knew that he needed to poo soon and he also needed a shower. If he was to poo after the shower his bum would be not as clean as if he were to poo before the shower but he thought it could probably brew for a bit longer.
by qwertywtf February 25, 2014