Bundyism 

A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.

Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism

Bundyism by tedsexington December 9, 2008

Bennyism 

bennyism is a religion worshiping benny from stranger things

i worship bennyism

Bennyism by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kid May 28, 2021

Bunnism 

a sexual fetish for individuals who dress up in a bunny costume of some sort (usually a sexually enticing one).

Hugh Hefner is totally into Bunnism.

John: I love it when my girlfriend puts on a bunny costume.
Mike: Like one of the Furries?
John: No a sexy one with ears and a tail, even better in lingerie.
Mike: You got a fetish for bunnies or something dude?
John: Yup and it's called Bunnism.

Bunnism by itzmzbunny February 27, 2013

b4nnyism 

the religion of the b4nnyists, the belief that there is no God, but b4nny and that habib is the messenger of b4nny.

To fully understand b4nnyism, you should read the qur4n every day!

b4nnyism by -mojo July 29, 2018

Bennyism 

A bennyism is a phrase that Benny uses allo that is very funny. Also the bennyisms are commonly missused by ray.
e.g. "Wow way to suck", "Uhh, Enter object name hereme up", "Crusification" (must be in right context such as describing how badly a truck got hit with a snowball)

Shut the hell up Ray, you used a bennyism in the wrong context and u cant say them right!

Bennyism by Ben Swack February 9, 2005

Bunnism 

The way of life of bunnies. Bunnies are wise, funny, and one of the most flexible and adaptable creatures in the animal kingdom. Bunnies have very good planning and organizational skills.

Lots of animals and humans are now adopting Bunnism as a different, but interesting way of life.

Bunnism by Expecto5patronum May 10, 2022