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A hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter's camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, Carhart jackets, etc. The males tend to drive Jeep Cherokees, Toyota or Nissan pickups, and sometimes if they're lucky, daddy's work truck which is usually a full size Chevrolet or Ford the vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly, and are always muddy. The females tend to drive small cars such as Honda Civics, Volkswagen Jettas, Saturns, etc. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids.

Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can't watch TV, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed "bad." The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products. And let me tell you, they use them extensivly. All bunners smoke and/or chew. It just what they do. It's not uncommon to see large amounts of chewing tobacco sitting in a water fountain, toilet or sink in a heavily bunner-populated area.

Since they can't watch TV or play video games or even use the internet, bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin', huntin', shootin', spittin', chewin', fightin', smokin' and just being dicks to non-bunners.

In some areas such as the Battle Ground area in Washington, bunners are very prevelent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across bunners, which leads me to my next point. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don't plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction. Almost all bunner families have some kind of company associated with them and almost all the bunners from those families work in said companies. Some examples of companies are: Tapani Underground and Nutter.
Clide: Hey dude, look at all this chew clogging this sink.
Roy: Didn't you see that bunner walk out just now?
Clide: Oh, that would explain it.
by Beau Nerr October 23, 2006
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Badass people who go to a badass church. We have different (true) beliefs, and this is what makes us different. Nonbunners often tend to be jealous, or scared of us. Without reason, of course. There are many localities across the U.S., Canada, and many European countries. The women tend to wear buns, hence the name bunners.
"Oh, look! Those young kids must be bunners. Lets go see where they're from!"
by Bunner July 09, 2014
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1. Evangelicals who have several children. They children are always well behaved, blonde, and all the girls wear long skirts.

2. Called bunners because of their hair, which is always in a bun but also because they breed like bunnies.
"Did you see the bunner mom driving around her 15 passenger van?"
by The.Big.One January 07, 2012
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Members of the OLD Apostolic Lutheran Church. People call us bunners because of the buns on the girl's heads. People stereotype us as rude, having massive families, and rednecks or hicks. It is we true, we do have huge families, due to the fact the we believe that if we were meant to have children, then God will give us children and however many he gives us is what we get. We do not believe in birth control or abortion. We are known for having our own "language" because we talk like hicks, saying things like "pry" instead of probably and "k". Many people do not like bunners and do not realize that we are very loving and kind if you let us be. We are also known for chewing and smoking tobacco. Also, to all the people that call us bunners to offend us should just know that we are not offended, but very happy that your noticed our differences and that we also call ourselves bunners when we talk to one another. Bunners usually hang out in big groups in parking lots or at one of their friend's houses.
"How 'bout we go to Collin's house tonight?"
"We pry could, let's just ask him!"
"Get all the bunner boys and girls and we'll all get together."
by ~outgoing girly~ April 10, 2017
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A word that insecure people use against members of the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church. They are called inbreed and hicks and stuck up, but that goes straight against their beliefs. They go to church and try to be obedient but there is nothing that they must do. They can do what they want, but they just choose to be obedient to God's word. They are stereotyped like they are a different race and they assume one member is like all members.
Hey, where are all of us bunners going to meet up tonight? Should we have a bonfire?
by Bigdeallucille December 15, 2016
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A person who smokes weed all day, all night. An expert at smoking, rolling, buying, growing weed. Someone who has a dealer in their building.
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by Dipset November 18, 2003
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The nickname of someone who has pooped their pants effectively making a "bun" in their pants.
There's Bunner again...
by Jim Bob121212 October 16, 2009
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