2.A game in several men use wieghts to stretch their shorn scrotums, and then using a ruler to determine the individual with the greatest elasticity.
3.The unfortunate event where an anal sphincter muscle spasms and the male cannot remove his testicles from the anus.
2. Jimmy's ball sack extended 2 inches more than mine during this weekends bungee ball tournament.
3. The doctor has to use forceps to remove my bungee balls from Fred's backdoor.
Obviously, this is more of a fictional endeavor and therefore it works better as an ostentatious manly challenge that men could make or as some kind of feminist's fantasy.