bump monkeys

1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies

I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!

by The Chef July 23, 2003

bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

by Gkelly September 3, 2005

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 9, 2022

When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.

Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!

by my bubbles January 15, 2006