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an anus that is riddled with fust,or a brown mossy type of fungus that is caused by lack of bum-hygene or clagnut infestations,mainly found surounding the clagnut riddled sphincters of fat girls,you can usually identify bumfust by the brown and black fluffy lumps of dryed shat and arse-hair,and also the ripe smell of arse vinegar and sour shit
i was just about to 69 the bitch when i got an eye full of bumfust!
her bumfust was of such a vast quantity that i puked on her beef curtains
bumfust by liam mccormack January 8, 2008
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The brown fecal colour and flakes that appear around an anus.
When she bent over, Kyle could clearly see a ring of bumrust around her anus.
bumrust by jungletriad December 5, 2004

Bumfutawagee 

The buds a stoner saves in anticipation for a dry spell or a big event (eg the after party for a show).
Not Berowne: This one is going into my BUMFUTAWAGEE.

Berowne: Allright.
Bumfutawagee by Berowne March 18, 2009
When one is bummed and confused about friends, family, or life in general.
GUY: Dude I'm so bumfused

GUY 2: why???

GUY: because Kevin hasn't been able to chill or anything since he started going out with Oliva.

GUY 2: dang that sucks man you guys used to chill together all the time.
bumfused by laffordie91 April 26, 2009
A morning bumming session in place of breakfast
Mark and Neil have gone for there Wednesday morning bumfast.
bumfast by notoshrekchars October 23, 2013
When you suck cocaine up your asshole and your friend snorts it back out
Dude, wanna bumdust me later?
Bumdust by Eggmen June 9, 2018
The sacred activity which occurs every night when a group of humans named Whitney, Cody, Andy, Blake, etc gather together to get high, stare at walls in silence, and pass out.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"The same thing I do every night..bumfesting!!"
Bumfest by Whitney Leigh October 14, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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