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She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020
Related Words

Bumbitch 

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.
I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.
Bumbitch by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

Bumfizzle 

means that someone is showing off and and they are full of themselves and always wants the attention.
Ew their bumfizzles
Bumfizzle by ilymaddie March 1, 2017

Bumitely7 

This is how to Pronounce it (bum It ely number seven) bumitely is a word for episodes and it's most Found in the seventh episode.
If you have a film and you say episode 7 but its bumitely7 or bumitely 7
Bumitely7 by Splatycat November 15, 2020
Bufity is the best moot like bitch no one is Perfect then bufity
#stanbufity #bufitylivesmatter #bufityisthebest
Bufity by Darkyhttps November 26, 2021

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009