2 definitions by silverfox73

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
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when a fat women/man wears tight underwear and the flab is separated into 2 fleshy mounds visible to all and the person showns no shame whatsoever
the fat music teacher must have put some more weight on, she waddled into class showing her twin tub
by silverfox73 November 28, 2009
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