You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

Bimboing 

To perform menial tasks which require no brain power - task which a bimbo could perform. Basic, mundane office tasks such as filing or photocopying.

Since graduation, I've been bimboing at the estate agents for 6 months.

Bimboing by Joshie of Aven October 29, 2010

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head

As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica

Bumbling Idiot by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

BoxBoxing 

The art and/or sport of blindly running into people with a cardboard box on your head.

Howto:

1. Go to a large, open field with 4+ friends. Bring large cardboard boxes that, if placed on the head, would reach down to one's lower torso/waist.

2. Everyone get into a large circle, facing each other

3. All participants place a large cardboard box on their head. Brace front of the inside of the box with your arms, so that if you are in a full-on collision, you will not get a head injury.

4. SPRINT IN ANY DIRECTION AND HOPE YOU HIT SOMEONE!

The intenseness of this sport is from the adrenaline of never knowing when you're going to be hit. Peeking out of the bottom of your box at times of rest is permitted AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I am not liable for any injuries that happen due to this definition. :D

While Adam, Daniel, Todd, and I were boxboxing last weekend, Adam hit Daniel and Daniel was so un-prepared that he was airborne for five feet.

BoxBoxing by KillerOfBlueberries November 10, 2009

bumbooing 

Inserting your flaccid penis into someones anus, then make it slowly erect whilst inside.

Hey, i just bumbooed a girl last night, i didnt realise how hard bumbooing would be.

bumbooing by sjin April 13, 2013