bumblefuck

the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as East Jesus, Gimby, Good God, etc.

"He lives out in Bumblefuck"

by stuckhere October 7, 2003

bumblefuck

the place between philadelphia and pittsburgh

scranton or wilkes-barre is an example of bumblefuck

by DREWDOMZ October 8, 2006

bumblefuck

A person who goes through their life very similarly to how a bumblebee flies- slow, clumsy, and troubled. Aerodynamically impossible, but somehow they manage.

They can be well-meaning jackasses who make stupid mistakes, or complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing, but continue to pursue their dreams of pollination. Sometimes they're endearing- it takes all types.

You don't want them near delicate objects, or within 50 feet of a china shop.

Bill, that bumblefuck, ended up burning the eyebrows off his face with a blowtorch last Tuesday in effort to make an ice sculpture for a girl he loved.

Nancy, head bumblefuck of the local high school district, invested a large percentage of the school's money in stocks that failed.

by Stripper Expert March 6, 2009

bumblefucking

Mispronouncing, stuttering, or basically lacking the respiration, phonation, and articulation to replicate human speech. Mainly used when you stumble on a common word or a person’s name - especially a common name or well-known acquaintance.

We tried to pronounce Dan’s last name, but we ended up bumblefucking it all evening.

by Warren G-Money August 22, 2020

bumblefuck

a far off, remote place

somewhere that no one has ever heard of

Our football team is out somewhere in bumblefuck, Georgia playing a game.

by Prys Bayless December 6, 2006

Bumblefuck

An idiot of the first order. Someone who is completely incompetent, but doesn't realize it. A meddler who believes they are doing the right thing, but in fact have no ability or working knowledge of the task they are trying to complete.

Those two superintendents for Liberty Star Construction sure are a couple of bumblefucks.

by Duke1976 September 29, 2018

Bumblefucked

When you meet up with a bumble date but he turns out to be a fuck boi

Did you hear about claires bumble date?

Yea i heard he was totally wack...

Yea he was a total fuck boi

Yea she totes got bumblefucked

by germanrodriguez22 March 6, 2016