Bum Snake 

Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.

Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"

*Bum Snake toots*

Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"

Robber: "...okay"

Bum Snake by GasLeak February 5, 2020

bum snake 

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

bum snake by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

bumsnake 

another name for a back door salesman i.e. butt pirate

I was out last night sucking cock and banging arses!
Man you're such a bumsnake!

bumsnake by markthegreat March 5, 2007