Urban Dictionary: bum nuts

Little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum.

Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

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A bald person. One who has a head resembling a bum.

Who are you calling baldie, you bumnut.

by Darrell Smith June 17, 2005

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an egg, such as the ones falling from avian holes.

Say bitch, go out to the fucking hen coup and fetch some bumnuts for breakfast.

by Krome J February 28, 2004

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What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

by Blonefuse July 10, 2008

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.