bullshit.com

Fictional reference source for information of a suspicious or questionable nature. Often provided (sarcastically) in response to hearing some "bullshit". Can be helpfully offered as the source when one hears something that is obviously bullshit.

Me - "I read on this website that he snatched some guy's eyeball out with his fingers. Then he gave the dude first aid AND charged him for it!"

Her - "Really, where did you read that? On bullshit.com??"

bullshit.com by donkeybigbird May 12, 2006

computer bullshit 

Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.

person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!

person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!

computer bullshit by 2legit69 March 23, 2011

Complete utter bullshit 

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

Complete utter bullshit by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016

Completely random bullshit 

the majority of answers on urban dictionary

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please

Completely random bullshit by Hehe I cheated March 1, 2021

Complete utter bullshit 

Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people

Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!

Complete utter bullshit by Origami23 January 23, 2016

bullshitcock 

bullshit x2

The fact that the girlfriend was not out that night with another guy is total bullshitcock!

bullshitcock by ezdbnum7 January 16, 2010

bullshitomics 

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

bullshitomics by crazygg March 14, 2019