Jerry: What's the problem with my computer speed?
Hairy: Your bulakai is far too small.
Jerry: Yeah, I need an upgrade.
Hairy: I bet you do!
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Sally got pissed at Jared, so she cut off his bulakai.
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Mary: Hairy told me to ask you for you're bulakai?
Sary <SLAP>
Mary: WTF!?!