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Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Buck-Wheat Style 

Sex act characterized by forceful foreplay leading to raw dogging (condomless) anal before finishing in the partner's mouth. Often favorited by rural laborers.
"I love it when mah man gives it to me buck-wheat style. I can taste the great feeling!"

"Oh man, I gave that chick E. Coli from doing it buck-wheat style... But at least she ain't pregnant!"

Guy wakes up in the morning and looks at friend.
Friend: "How was it last night?"
Guy: "Great, I put it in her butt and then her mouth!"
(They high-five)
Buck-Wheat Style by IcySexMaster6969 September 2, 2013

buckwheats 

Being executed with a bullet up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.
I'm ordering a buckwheats kill on those fuckers that killed my son's girlfriend.
buckwheats by Horatio Bosco October 25, 2004

Lord Buckwheat 

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.
Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.
Lord Buckwheat by Matewan November 3, 2009

buckwheat beaver 

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.
Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!
buckwheat beaver by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007
Buckwheat is back in trouble with the law again.
buckwheat by aeblonde June 24, 2006