The legend of Buck Peterman

The legend goes that Buck Peterman can cure infertility in woman by using a combination of his extreme lovemaking skills, and large amounts of homemade corn liquor. Even women that don’t have infertility can benefit by experiencing his unbridled sexual passion. Women around the world are honored to be included in his erotic memoirs.

the legend of Buck Peterman is a self titled erotic memoir that shares to the world his own sexual exploits.

The legend of Buck Peterman by Petermans Pleasure December 2, 2019

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century 

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century by Joeber April 28, 2005

Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild 

Probably one of the absolute worst movies ever made. Of course Disney had to fuck up another perfectly good film franchise, just like they did to Star Wars and many more.

Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild destroyed my childhood

Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

Buck a tin of whiskers 

The worst joke in history by spatuala Cunningham

I’m gonna buck a tin of whiskers

Buck a tin of whiskers by Hamdoolahamshank December 6, 2020

son of a buck

Son of a bitch. I don't know why people have qualms about saying "bitch" when they use euphamisms that mean the same damn thing.

You're a bitch!

Shut up you son of a buck!

son of a buck by damnstraight November 6, 2004

two cents short of a buck 

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

two cents short of a buck by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

buck ofama 

Fuck Obama with a few letters transposed making it more acceptable for stating loudly in crowded areas such as church.

Man, unemployment is still around 15%, we are in three wars we can't afford, and he is playing golf for the 65th time, BUCK OFAMA!!!

buck ofama by Miss Bush April 17, 2011