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joe buck'd

the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.
Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"

sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself
joe buck'd by the feefees December 31, 2009

Buck Bumble'd 

It's like getting Rick Roll'd, but instead of Never Gonna Give You Up, it's Buck Bumble's theme song.
Guy 1: I walked into my room, and my sister had turned on Buck Bumble's theme song on my speakers while I was gone.

Guy 2: Man, she Buck Bumble'd you good!
Buck Bumble'd by PlutiePloo March 23, 2017

buck daniels 

alcoholic cocktail consisting of half buckfast, half jack daniels. tastes like shite.
john: you on the vodka tonight?

chris: na on the buck daniels...gonna vomit over myself then smack the shite outta someone.

john: ah nice one.
buck daniels by banana99 April 6, 2013
Rammstein's song Buck dich has made this expression global
Buck Dich by UOD May 13, 2006
It's a Rammstein song where Till whips out his penis hose and humps Flake.
Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich
buck dich by Till's Slore February 21, 2005
Bück dich is the command form of Bend down!
Bück dich! Ich will dich ficken!
buck dich by Court March 8, 2005