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bachette 

An uncommon gang weapon comprised of a baseball bat with a machette taped to the hitting end so that hitting someone with it will cut them as well.
That bloods got a bachette! Ah!!!!!!! wip out your nines!
bachette by sir loin April 30, 2005
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Dante Bichette 

Alphonse Dante Bichette, Sr. is a former professional baseball player and hitting coach for the Colorado Rockies. He also denied a sweet, young child an autograph once in the late 90s which scarred the child and turned him into a 6'4'' sexy beast who holds a completely irrational grudge towards an overpaid, under-talented hag such as Dante Bichette.

(noun) "This is Dante Bichette"
(verb) "He's totally dante-ing"

See also, "Bichetting"
1) Dude, is that Dante Bichette?

2) Bro, he just dante'd that kid out of an autograph! What a douche!
- No. You mean, what a Dante Bichette.

Buphettewuets 

Hey bro, look at them buphettewuets, they're pretty big.
Buphettewuets by Siffy the Pup April 10, 2020

Bichetter 

Being as violent as a bichette
I'm going to bichetter you
Bichetter by Deufdeuf May 15, 2021
Person 1: "Heya buckette!"
Person 2: "I'll have you know that is highly innapropriate, Person 1."
buckette by aggressivesprite February 11, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026