dumb ass chode licker. he's really white, pretty much albino. he's a smart ass with all the wrong fuckin answers. needs to shut up. forver. fucking forever. he's fat. he just dooesnt even know it. he's full of himself, its pretty sad because no one else see's him in the "good" ways he sees himself. hes faggish, i bet he takes it up the butt....psh, like he's get the chance. good.

just kidding.
sometimes.
"did you see that fat ass fag licking chodes today? i think his name was bryson."
by jesusxgjdfbg. January 18, 2008
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a bitch ass mother fucker... who sucks keiths ass all night.... and loves taking it from keith (his room mate)
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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One that refers to having no penis
A girl is a bryson Guys are never brysons
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dumb ass chode licker. he's really white, pretty much albino. he's a smart ass with all the wrong fuckin answers. needs to shut up. forver. fucking forever. he's fat. he just dooesnt even know it. he's full of himself, its pretty sad because no one else see's him in the "good" ways he sees himself. hes faggish, i bet he takes it up the butt....psh, like he's get the chance. good.

just kidding.
sometimes.
"did you see that fat ass fag licking chodes today? i think his name was bryson."
by jesusxgjdfbg. January 18, 2008
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bryson, he is a one in a million guy. You will never come across a guy as impossibly perfect as a bryson. he never makes mistakes and keeps everyone around him constantly laughing. he’s a flirt (very big flirt)but when he’s flirting he makes lots of jokes, he loves making everyone laugh it’s his thing. he’s got big, glossy, blue eyes that really pop in the sun but you see all the colors that are actually there. he’s got bright blonde hair but it’s not natural, he’s a natural brunette but wanted different but it looks so great. he’s big on sweets like pie,cookies,brownies and ect but he loves chocolate pie he also loves comedy and action movies and could watch them all day. he’s really passionate about certain things he does like guitar, he wants to learn so bad that he is practicing every night or about the girl he’s with. he’s all about her, no one else matters but her to him. he’s a very kind and funny guy. you’d love to meet him(some would say lucky) he’s a great kisser, there meaningful and slow and they feel so warm. his hugs are warm and cozy so much that you could hold him forever and ever. he’s a very handsome gentleman and every girl looks at him you just know it. he also really loves his cat, his cat makes him smile so big, you could watch him play with his kitty all day long. he’s just someone you’d want to meet, he changes your life for the better !
did you hear what bryson did today?
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a faggot who sells oatmeal squares and takes you captive as his boyfriend(You are now a sex slave to this proned sex offender)
watch out for that bryson! He's trying to get in your pants!!!
by bobby skitzophrenic February 25, 2008
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Complete hottie, catching every eye that comes his way. Extremely kind-hearted, funny and very outgoing once brought out of his shell. Sometimes comes off across as cocky but that's just a front. Get to know him on a personal level and you'll question where he's been all your life. Over-all amazing guy :)
Bryson is really such a sweetheart, so glad I met him
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