The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock February 28, 2014