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to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)
When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.
the Brunetti by Playboy March 31, 2003
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Tyler Brunetti 

A crazy awesome person with a magnificent dong. Never struggles with awkward situations. A ladies man. Actually a nice guy. Amazing at everything. Awesome at fulfilling sexual needs of women.
He was really good looking and his dong was a total Tyler Brunetti
Tyler Brunetti by 69ThatOneGuy69 September 21, 2011

Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette

brunette beauty 

There are a lot of blondes who would look less pretty with brown hair. A brunette beauty is a girl who has brown hair but looks just as pretty as any blonde does.
Blonde: How would I look with brown hair?
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
brunette beauty by _Milena January 3, 2007

Brunette blue eyes 

Someone who has brown hair and blue eyes. Most guys think this is the best eye color to go with brown hair. Girls with brown hair and blue eyes are normally outstandingly beautiful and have great personalities.
Hey did you see that girl? She's such a brunette blue eyes.. So beautiful