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brammage 

The process of getting through a crowd of people requiring a certain amount of unaggressive pushing, either in the context of a crowded room, or in a massive spread out queue, such as a bar/bus, where the brammaging can get quite competitive, and sometimes barely non-violent.
Let’s go on a brammage to the bar
“I was out-brammaged by the others
"We lost him, it was such a brammage in there"
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underage bummage 

In seeing pictures of an underage girls rump.
Shaun: Look at that sweet ass.
Gemma: Underage bummage!
underage bummage by Rozzers June 18, 2006

Brumdage 

Usually a gay black that hits it from the back. Boy does this guy like chicken. He usually laughs too much because he usually has die-lexia, or I mean usually dicks-lexia. He's usually a really good pooter because he was born into a toilet.
-I was eating chicken on the toilet, while I was pootin' and laughin'!

-You just pulled a Brumdage

Brommage 

'Brommage' is a term used to describe an action taken to 'diffuse' and argument in a message board thread, this is most commonly done by going off on a wild tangent which bares no relevance to the thread in question, it can also be put into action by suggesting 'everyone get along' or 'just be friends' and in some cases 'no more arguments' This method was used almost daily by the late great Pete Brommage. 'You Brommaged this thread, motherfucker'
Example 1:
'Pete, judging from this thread, your taste in music is total turd, sunshine'

'Well, at the end of the day, I'm amazing at Chemistry, and you're just...not'

Example 2:

'Christ Pete, you're a right dork'

'Can't we all just get along? I don't wan't any more arguments'
Brommage by Nu-Gen Twat May 13, 2005
Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)
<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!
bummage by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

Brommage 

A insult often used on clubbing message boards in the UK. It is named after the prime Brommager of all time, Mr Pete Brommage:

The act of 'bromaging' is being involved in some sort of petty online argument and realising that you are losing out in a bad way because you're
a) a bit thick, or
b) generally a bit of a twat,

so the person either changes their argument point to fit in more with the 'winning' point, or turn it all around and play the "It's only a message board can't we all get along" card.
The Latter being the most used example And thus seeing the first incarnation of the Get Along Gang
Statements a Brommager would make after an argument they are clearly losing:

Brommage: I think it doesnt matter because its tuesday. Do you want me to send you a mix cd?

Brommage: Cant we all just get along?

Brommage: Thread deleted - Reason, moaning bastards.
Brommage by MotionDesk March 1, 2005

brummagem 

Brummagem

ADJECTIVE
1 informal attributive Relating to Birmingham or the dialect of English spoken there.

2 dated attributive Cheap, showy, or counterfeit.

‘a vile Brummagem substitute for the genuine article’

Origin
Mid 17th century: dialect form of Birmingham, England; Brummagem (sense 2 of the adjective) is with reference to counterfeit coins and cheap plated goods once made there.
‘a vile Brummagem substitute for the genuine article’
brummagem by Brian BJ April 14, 2018