brownsuasion

Persuasion among people that certain brown-eyed people are evil or arrogant just because they have brown eyes.

Jack: I'm afraid to talk to him cause he has brown eyes.

John: Oh c'mon, thats just your own silly brownsuasion.

brownsuasion by street77 March 27, 2009

brownpussy 

A pussy that is brown.

Damn that hoe got a brownpussy.

brownpussy by LlttleNiglet June 27, 2023

brownouts 

When you go drinking and the next morning or sometimes later that nights you realize that pieces of the night are missing from your memory. To fluctuate between remembering and being blackout drunk.

GUY 1: What'd you do last night

GUY 2: Well I remember playing drinking games at the house, I don't know how but I somehow eneded up at a club. The next thing I remember was being in a cab with two hot girls who didn't speak english. I must of fucked up though because I woke up on the doorstep to the house.

GUY 1: Fucking Brownouts always screw you over in the end.

brownouts by jiffrey June 30, 2007

Brownus Reclusus 

Any smallish spider identified by an amateur from a "what is this" photo on the internet.

Identification is accomplished based on two criteria:
1. It's brown (applies for any color beige through black, including off-shades of blue and possibly green)
2. They're "not sure, but" (always applies)

In all such cases the spider can be positively ID'd as the deadly browus reclusus.

OP: I just saw this little guy in my shoe/on a window/on my toothbrush/anywhere else people are. Does anyone know what it is? Should I be worried?

A: I'm not sure, but it looks like the deadly brownus reclusus to me. Don't bother getting another opinion, you're just going to have to burn down the neighborhood.

Brownus Reclusus by Slaymeister November 19, 2021

brownhub 

A male.

A cautious dude with steel balls. Has a poor eye sight but strives for a better eye sight. Even with a poor eye sight, he has a keen eye looking for the perfect girl. He is not flirty but straightforward enough to slap any girl in his way.

Josh: Hey, do you know that I-
BrownHub: No, I don't know.
Josh: 😐
BrownHub and Josh: Hahahahahaha!

brownhub by Selious Dever November 22, 2021

brownhub 

A male.

A cautious dude with steel balls. Has a poor eye sight but strives for a better eye sight. Even with a poor eye sight, he has a keen eye looking for the perfect girl. He is not flirty but straightforward enough to slap any girl in his way.

Josh: Hey, do you know that I-
BrownHub: No, I don't know.
Josh: 😐
BrownHub and Josh: Hahahahahaha!

brownhub by Selious Dever November 22, 2021